Wednesday, January 04, 2006

So far 2006 is a mediocre year...

It's a New Year and I can't sleep. I've been up since about 4:00 for no good reason...maybe it's all those unacknowledged and unvocalized New Year's resolutions swimming around my head. Last year my resolution was to do the splits by 2006. I don't think I worked on it...even once. These are my resolutions for this year:

1. Quit smoking. (I figure that starting with something I already did a long time ago will start me off on the right track...)
2. Blog more and blog better...starting tomorrow.
3. Get a job. Way to aim high.
4. Lose some weight and eat better.
5. Call my friends more often.
6. Go somewhere I have never been before.
7. Learn a new skill. This is where my killer harmonica comes in...
8. Volunteer more.
9. Enjoy the moment.
10. Befriend a troop of mountain gorillas.
11. Remember not to get caught up in the life that is Calgary.
12. Be nicer to others and to myself.

How cool is this? It's my little brother's first academic paper and it's a very important one. I'm so proud of him. This is way better than that time he pretended to be a doctor on some online chat groups and convinced hundreds of people to abandon their medications.


The Millionaire said...

I gotta know... is your bro the same C, Knox who was involved in the "Screening semen from koalas" paper listed a little further down? If so, can you have that paper sent (in its entirety) to me? I'm VERY interested in the results (for reasons which may be diclosed at a later date).

Jonny Korea

cknoxrun said...

No, that wasn't me. But I can probably hook you up with some of the results of that experiment. I'm sure it is legal in Japan, or some other barbarian nation.

cknoxrun said...

Holy crap it's 5AM